Dry Humor is the Pioneer Valley’s premier, exclusive non-alcoholic bottle shop, offering a carefully curated selection of beer, wine, spirits, cocktails, and functional beverages, all without booze—plus plenty of snacks, mixers, gifts, and other good, weird stuff!

Whether you’re sober, sober-curious, cutting back, taking a break, or just looking for something good to drink that isn’t alcohol, we’re here to make it easier to find something you actually want to drink.

Pay us a visit at 79 Union Street in Easthampton, or shop online for pickup and local delivery.

Store hours:
Tuesday - Friday: 11:00AM-7:00PM
Saturday-Sunday: 10:00AM-6:00PM
Closed Monday

All of our products contain no more than .5% ABV, and many are completely alcohol-free.